Things which were not awesome today...

Things which were not awesome today:

• I wore a cap-sleeved dress to work, and the cap-sleeves clung too tightly to my underarms and made me sweaty (it's bullshit that only men sweat, and ladies perspire... I sweat like a bitch in non-breathable synthetic fabrics. It's an uncomfortable truth.)

• I walked home from the train station in the dark to save £3 on taxi fare. The five raindrops that touched my hair in the few seconds between dismounting the train and putting my umbrella up, have rendered it the love child of Diana Ross and a bird's nest.

• This morning I stood on the back of a teenage boy's shoe and tripped him as he dawdled from the train station. And couldn't hide my laughter at his attempt to play it cool and not acknowledge what had happened.

• Lion-o did the world's biggest crap in his litter tray and left in uncovered, so I could appreciate it in its full glory this morning when I woke up. 

• The uninspired title of this post.

Things that were actually reasonably awesome:

• I managed not to burn my microwave dinner at work today, and timed my visit to the communal microwave to perfection. There was no queue, and I didn't get stuck behind sweet-potato-girl, who enjoys the torment of setting the microwave for 10 minutes (we have a 30 min break for lunch, microwave time is included in this) and stopping to prod and see the potato's progress every 45seconds. Vindictive bitch.

•  My beloved calling by our flat in between jobs at work, to bring me chocolate. My calorie consumption guilt is lessened by his loveliness. 

• My flipping train home was actually on time!!!! There are no words to describe the amazingness of this occurence.

• I've finally got round to starting the online book club thingy I was talking about! Productive? Hell yes I am.